My Personal Ad

So many times I have wanted to say to someone this is what you will get if you pick me. So I am laying it all out here. If you pick me you will get a woman who wants nothing more than to love you with her entire heart for the rest of her life. You will get a woman who will make sure that your lunch is made everyday and will even slip little notes in it telling you to have a wonderful day, just so that I can put a smile on your face. You will get a woman who will get excited when you call her and you will hear it in her voice every time. You will get a woman that is straightforward and honest. I am blunt and I won't beat around the bush and expect you to know what I am thinking or want. I will want you to be the same way. You will get a woman you will be the happiest pregnant woman on earth; even if I am hurling into the toilet everyday for the entire 40 weeks. I will be so happy to be having your child and love every moment of that growing child being in me. You will get a woman who will always put you and her children first. I will love every minute that I have with you and every moment I have with our children watching them grow. You will also get a woman you will analyze everything if you aren't honest with me and let me know what you are thinking. You will get a woman who doesn't get mad and yell but rather hurt and cry. You will get a woman who will tell you that I love you everyday probably a dozen times a day. You will get a woman who will love to clean our home and love watching you mow the lawn and then come in all sweaty and want to hug you despite the smell. You will get a woman who will need some coaxing to be spontaneous in the bedroom but once you make me feel comfortable I will be putty in your hands. You will get a woman who needs to be told that you find her beautiful and you love her body; and I will do the same for you. You will get an old-fashioned woman on one hand that will dote on you just because she wants you to know how much she loves you. You will also get an educated woman who has a mind and wants to discuss the bigger things in life. I admit that I am not all rosy all of the time. A certain times I am grouchy, the good thing is that I know when I am grouchy and I'll let you know first thing in the morning what type of mood I am in. You will be getting a woman who is patient because I believe that you are waiting for me like I am waiting for you to spend the rest of our lives together.